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My Honest Journey Through Weight Loss Surgery
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I’m Misstachio – the name comes from my borderline obsession with pistachios (seriously, who doesn’t love them?).
I’m also a massive foodie. Cooking? Love it. Eating? Love it even more. Dreaming about it? Oh, absolutely. The downside? Let’s just say my relationship with food has led to an almost lifelong battle with unhealthy overweight.
This blog is where I share my personal experience with mini gastric bypass surgery. Feel free to comment and share your thoughts, just please remember to keep it kind!
Enjoy the read!
P.S. Just so we’re clear: I have zero medical qualifications. Everything here is based on my personal experience. If you’re making medical decisions, please consult an actual specialist.
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